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I've been here, silent all these years

Monday, December 20, 2004

[Um, Hi.]
Long time, no see. Random list time!

1. Here are my latest excuses for not posting, which I'm sure has turned the internet upside-down: Hey, I just started a new full-time job, left my previous job, and finished up the fall semester at school within a matter of weeks. (Nevermind that I was only enrolled part-time in studio art classes)

2. I should probably, like, start eating again. My appetite has been non-existant lately, which is good for my figure but bad for my general well-being.

3. Roseanne is the best show ever. I admit I've haven't come across many other people my age (24 next month, buy me presents) who've watched this show as religiously as I have, but who the fuck cares. Unlike most sitcoms of the era, Roseanne managed to be *about* something by discussing the topics of gay marriage, racial tension, abortion, alchoholism, and domestic abuse (just to name a few) without getting too afterschool-special-y. Sure, it had it's misses, but it was mostly real and more importantly funny.

4. Since I don't have to work again until January 4th, I plan to barrage myself inside my house so I won't have to face the cold. And by "cold" I mean it's in the 30s, but I'm in Georgia so that's practically disaster weather.

5. Food! Really, I should eat some.

6. I saw the Scissor Sisters on Saturday Night Live last week, and I'm now officially in love. I loved their "Take Your Momma Out" song anyway...it's a crazy mix of old-school Elton John & Billy Joel and Beck. But I thought the two singers (not bothering to look up their names right now) had terrific stage presence and just looked like they were having fun. Fun, that's what it's all about, people.
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